unclefather:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

(Source: homovikings, via humorking)

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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via humorking)

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ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

(via trust)

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youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

(via trust)

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catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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