i think my parents need to move out

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Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain. (via bl-ossomed)

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Philadelphia 8/14/14

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

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my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

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When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you


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One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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online shopping


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